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Monday, August 31, 2009

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Its a Brownlow!

The other night I was at a party and conversing with girl who would fall into the catagory at civilian/normalie, and the subject of shopping came up. One extra style woman began excitedly telling everyone about a dress she had bought, that was amazing and reduced to over 75% off to boot! Only one phrase could sum up her great couture find:

"its a brownlow dress"
Now, a few things crossed my mind.
1) i would never consider ever calling anything a Brownlow dress
2) i have never considered what i would wear to the brownlow, should i be a lucky wife/gf/mistress of a footballer
3) i wanted to vomit.

Here is what girls wear to the brownlow medal













Style huh.


Now lets think for a minute about this woman and her 75% off Brownlow dress. A reduction that big must mean it was last season. Enjoy Rebecca Twigley's throwbacks baby.



Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Love is like a Sinatra song...

I found this on http://www.passiveagressivenotes.com/





Now, i cant imagin why someone would spend their time taking a photo of this and sending it into a popular blog site, when they infcact could be scouring the lawn there to find Mishells pinkie ring to secure theur first date (sans bannana). Some people are destine to be single forever.


Monday, August 24, 2009

Adventures into the real world.

I went into civilization twice this weekend.



The real world is a scary place.

People will wait 5 minutes holding up the flow of underground car park trafic while someone sorts out their shopping and reverses out of a parking bay. Ridiculous. These people will also shake their fist at you and beep their horn if you happen to not see them waiting and pull into the bay. SOCCCER MUM RAGE!

Civilians are not dandys.

In the real world, there are children a-plenty. running. screaming. crying. eating all the potato gems at all you can eat resteraunts. Their parents dont seem to care. outrageous.


Teenage girls dress like undercooked prositutes hanging out in malls making out with their boyfriends. The leggings look ft. uggboot is still in vogue aparently.

Being in civilization means you run into casual aquaintances, who feel that being in the same building at the same time (gasp! coincidence!) means you should converse. Awkward much?


Hmmm, the real world. Till we meet again....



Thursday, August 20, 2009

I want you, I want you, so baaaaaad

I want an iphone.
My life would be complete if i had iphone.
I would feel included.
I could take photos of my friends and upload them to "mobile uploads" on Facebook.
Iphone will make me closer to friends via technology.




Unrequited love. Hurts so bad.


Love you iphone.


Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Just toooooo chic!

Seems the stylish kids are still wearing sheer bike shorts under demin shorts.

http://www.lookbook.nu/ thank you for the fashion advice!


Am imediately going to be cutting up my tights and getting glam.



Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Who is this fat woman??

I think Karl Largerfeld would enjoy hearing from me.
I could write him letters about my opinion,as a "modern woman", and perhaps he could send me another copy of Largerfeld Confidential (finally come to grips with loss. Sad. Please someone obtain me another. will love forever etc).





I could be his muse via letters + blog.
Example via Sophia


Largerfeld worthy?

" Who is this fat woman???" he would say.

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Pokemon, the yellow one...

I dont know alot about technology. I barely even know how to spell technology. Lucky for me, I have Leigh, Technology Expert!


I never understood Pokemon. He is a yellow being, little, small, Japanese. He fights. Although, the general cause behind the fighting is unknown to me.
TURNS OUT IM WRONG!!!

Pokemon is not this 'being'


Turns out, this dandy fellow is Pikachu. Pikachu is a Pokemon. Pokemon isn't one being, its a race/type of creature/cute small monster (or simular).


Despite knowing very little about him, and what i thought i knew was wrong, I like this Pikachu Pokemon. He looks happy and nice. He seems useful in a decorative sence..



Technology!


These mutants make me feel like a robot.

When civilians/normalies become customers, they also become mutants. idiots. etc.


I am not a robot.

I am human.

I am not a robot

I have feelings _ thoughts.


Thank you


Monday, August 17, 2009

The return of our kween, The Kwan.

Michelle Kwan skated in a show on Friday in Korea. She is still the greatest figure skater in the history of girls twirling in spangly leotards. She is amazing.







Sunday, August 16, 2009

Child Labour

Children should not be made to work. A childs brain cannot remember 3 takeaway orders.


1 popcorn chicken snack box

2 small potato gravy

1 bacon and cheese zinger burger combo ft. pepsi

1 zinger burger combo ft. mountain dew

1 pepsi max.



Child labour. Should be against the law.




Friday, August 14, 2009

Please leave at home

Children do not belong in resteraunts.
Children who are in resteraunts should understand they are in an adult enviroment, and must not scream, throw things on the floor, wail or squeel.


Please leave them at home/teach them how to be proper human being in public.


Thank you.



Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Missing you. Early 90's please come back.

I miss the early 90's. Everything seemed so much more amazing. Probably because i was a child and child and easily marketable. Ahhh memories...

Clear Coke



Looks like lemonaid, tastes like coke. Pretty amazing. My grandad once told me there was nothing exciting about it, for it taste 'just like the real thing'. it does. but, its clear. omg.


The Greatest Video Clip In The History Of The World!~!!





I love everything about this. The sassy two piece. The sexy all while his and hers outfits. Its obvs true love.


THIS AD!





I loved this ad. I still love this ad. I love the boy with 'the wrong moves'. I love that girl in a chic black top towards the end. I love the kids on the bike. I want it to be 1994 again. pleeeease.


AND THIS ONE TOO!





This is actually my facourite ad from all time. So catchy. So jingle. So jangle.




David Silver



Dream boy <3>


Wearing a hat like Blossom.


Infact, miss Blossom alot. When i am finished with The Nanny, im going to watch Blossom in it entirety.






Blossom is very thin and stylish. Am going to start wearing baggy pants + suspenders + crop top. Style.


Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Time to have a life?

I only have 3 night shifts left before I rejoin society/be human

Am excited about night time possibilities.


can:

go out for dinner

watch television

activily refuse to watch television (not just refuse to watch informericals)

go to 'movie nights' at friends houses

eat popcorn

go to cinema

enjoy an after work beverage at pub or simular

eat breakfast before noon

play the harmonica once work is complete

buy kranski on walk to work for breakfast.


oh yeah, life is going to be amazing.



Grandma Yetta Chic

Grandma Yetta is pretty stylish. Maybe even more stylish than Miss Fine. Is pretty much the Karl Largerfeld of Queens. Like an uber Seth Cohen. Loveeeee <333333 be="" br="" clothes="" could="" grandma="" i="" like="" via="" wish="" yetta="">

yetta
yetta by Miss_moloko featuring Dorothy Perkins




If only I wore colour.

Speaking of clothes, I really want this shirt.








please buy for me.... @ http://www.iamcarles.com/product/i-am-carles-shirt-womens






Tuesday, August 4, 2009

My time away with pay tv.

I have been quite ill the past few days, and have been staying at my parents house, being looked after (spoilt) instead of going out partying. Wise life choice, I am much better thank you.

The majority of this time was spent laying on the couch watching various television gold via pay tv. I learnt alot.

Keeping up with the Kardashians.


Keeping up with the Kardashians is a reality televison show about a rich family who live in LA. There are 3 daughters, Kim, Chloe and Kourtney, who are all hot/sexy/curvy/have long dark hair, who do alot of shopping, driving and making money via having their photo taking for magazines. Sometimes in their underwear or naked (gasp!). They do not like it when magazines write mean stories or lie about them. Was really THRILLED that there was a marathon of this show on.


I really like how Kim and Kourtney are looking 'fierce" as they casually strolled down the street, and Chloe dressed to go chop wood. Style.


The Bachelorette.




This is a dating show. There is a single girl, who gets to pick a husband from 25 men. She gives the men she wants to keep around/perhaps will marry a rose, and the ones who "are dropped" leave the show. According to this show all American men look like this

Usually fire fighters, investment bankers or surfers. Not one dandy among them. Best wishes kids.


The Nanny.




The Nanny is one of the greatest sitcoms in televisions history. It is about a Jewish Nanny who works for a waspy family in Manhatten, and falls in love with her boss, the broadway producer (shmuck who passed on Cats). Once you get to like season 10, they live happily ever after.







Pretty sure this explains my obsession/need to constantly have big hair, wear mini skirts and pull dumb faces. Oy, my first style icon.