Friday, October 30, 2009


I have been away for a week or so.

Soul searching, meditating, being a crazy bitch hot mess.

Im back.

And i have an iPhone.

Oy my?


Monday, October 19, 2009

triangles, squares and circles.

my internet has been shaped.

hope its been a made into a pleaseing shape.

not impressed.

Monday, October 12, 2009

Im running to court!

While i agree with my technology advisory Leigh, that I should be able to "do what i waaaant", I always think there are certain places that require a certain level of respect that comes from the outfit you choose to wear.

popping into court

Popping into court. I mean, you dont want to look like a hobo, but you also dont want to look like you are criminals dressing in an expensive suit trying to get a suspended sentance. Look inocent yet casual. After all, you are just popping in.


Sunday morning hangover/coffee ft. cigarette on front porch. Crossaint optional. You should dress nice here. You are in public, people can see where you live. You dont want to offend them. Enough said.


Going into work when you aren't working. While this should be avoided at all costs, if you do end up having to be there, wear someting flattering. Most work places require you to dress like you are neither attractive nor unattractive. blank of anything. Might as well show them that you aren't rotund.

Oh my(!)

As some people might know, Im not overly great with technology. iphones, pokemon, final fanstasy (music? video game?), complete failure as an adult. I do however have a twitter account. I dont really understand the point of it. Seems just like status update stalkage of people you dont know. Aparently this girl that I dont actually know deleted her twitter account. Im not really sure what she does to be honest. Something about Hannah Montana and her dad sung that song. anyway, looks like she is a rapper. might be in The Cheetah Girl(z) or something.

Looks like she isn't down with being famouse or something.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

My glamerous life?

Today i dealt with bins 3 times.

3 times of rubbish distribution.

I kept hearing voices of adults from when i was a child telling me if i didn't get good grades in school id have to work as a garbage man/girl.

Its a pity i did get good grades/am smart, cos then i' could get all self pitying.

Paper? Plastic? Coffee Beans? Soy Milk?

My life is rad.

Monday, October 5, 2009

Dinner time


Life is grim.

Thursday, October 1, 2009

If only the goverment would endorse this.

When i was 15 and smoked a cigarette for the first time at a party, I liked to think i was channeling Holly Golightly from Breakfast at Tinfanys. Last year, at the age of 20 when i started the ridiculous habbit again, it was alot more about channeling Bob.

Smoking makes you look cool.

Smoking makes you skinny.
Smoking is chic.

I mean, seriously. What more do you need for a pro smoking campaign?
More than likiely alot more effective than this would be

Please buy for me...

A motorbike.

Id be so tuff on a motorbike.

Could hoon to work like 20 minutes.

Traffic would be a thing of the past.

Would have excuse to wear cowboy/motorcycle boots every day.


Would need to learn how to ride first. Obvs.