Saturday, May 29, 2010

These boots are made for walking....

Today I had a fantastic brunch and window shopping date with Miss C.... Pancakes ft. Bacon & Eggs is probably the greatest thing in the world. I wore my vintage cowboy boots. Big mistake. They are so uncomfortable. There was no way I was going to walk home in them. So, i bought some little leopard print lace ups. Totes cute. I really want to go out dancing in them tonight. Totes dancing shoes..

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Oy my.

Johnny Weir looking M.A.C - tastic at the SATC 2 premier. Love.

Monday, May 24, 2010

Miss You Sega Megadrive

Last night I had possibly the greatest date night with The Boyf to date. We played Sonic and ate burgers. Having not played video games to any great extent over the past decade, I was surprised a little with this new Sonic. Firstly, he can talk. Now, i never thought Sonic would be able to talk. At least not a human language. And if he did, i assumed he would speak Japanese, not talk like a SoCal frat boy. Turns out im wrong.

After numerous attemps at manouvering warewolf Sonic, with little the no success, The Boyf had a solution...
I played Sega Megadrive Sonic. Version 1. Greenhill Zone. Act I.
Actually, I got up to the labyrinth act 3 before I met my doom.....

Miss you Sega. 

Old Sonic. So much better than new Sonic.

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Please buy for me.

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I have decided that the time as come, get conquer one of my biggest fears.... umbrellas.... 
nothing scarier than an umbrella. being around 5'2 i am constantly make narrow escapes with my eye balls still in place as a dodge the spokes of umbrellas passing me by. 
Perhaps having an umbrella of my own would proved protection from said spokes. a force field of safety if you will.
The question is though, what type of umbrella shall i get.
I feel that black would be too boring, yet, i am unlikely to obtain more than one over the space of the season, so what ever i end up carryin around has to be something that i wont get bored of in a couple of weeks.... decisions descisions..

i said it before.... my life is hard!!!!

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Public Service Announcment

Whilst walking to work, please do not wear sneaker/runner/tennis shoes with your work attire. It makes your legs look short and fat.

please replace with either ballet flats or flat boots.


Monday, May 17, 2010

Amazing trash.

Now, I am aware that  I am a little bit behind with this one, however, Make It Or Break It... best piece of trash show ever. Imaging 90210 (the original.. i hate remakes) but in leordards. Elite gymnasts doing less than impressive moves, who sneak out to parties, go to proms, mack boys they work with at the pizza shop and sleep with their BFFs boyfriend. A-mazing. The acting is amazing. And while the actresses are all nice slim girls for regular people, for gymnasts they all need to go on Cohen diets STAT!!!

I watched season 1 and 2 last night. because clearly im very cool and popular. Clearly.

Loves it.

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Like Duh.

So today on the train I saw him. Jason Priestley. That's right.  Brandon Walsh himself.
Well, obvs it wasn't really dreamboat Brandon, however, a very convincing style copy.
Now, the last time i found this mid 90's clean cut babe look attractive, it was actually the mid 90's.
Perhaps I could handle girls swanning around in floral dresses and doc martins, but not this.

If we are going to dress like its the mid 90's  can we dressed like we are extras in Clueless instead?

Totes Betties.

Monday, May 10, 2010

I do mine with my leg in front of my face.

This will forever be mine and Miss C's favourite fluff piece ever. Sasha does not get any sassier than this. Living for her owning that sprial.


My folk genius skills are increasing.

I can now play an E cord.

Whenever I hear police sirens, I always think they are after me. Just for a second. Do you?

Thursday, May 6, 2010

How bothersome.

Despite being a calm zen master, there are some times when things bother me. Oh how bothersome i often say...

When the milk bar across from work doesn't have cheese and tomato toasties. outrage!!!
Perth Underground salmon. Nuff said.
Fat women that have just undertaken a weight loss plan, then tell you how to be thin. Totes obvious.
Not being able to apreviate obvious to obvs. Obvs.
The price of cheese. Outrageous.
The time that the green man gives you to cross the road before turning into a red flasher.
Hotel maids that lie about not finding your silk leopard print herem pyjama pants.
Not having a reason to justifiy ordering glitter pens and boggle eyes on stationary order.
Lack of black scarf, neckacheif and nerd glasses. Plz buy for me.


Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Folk Singer.

As of the 1st of September I will be a traveling folk singer.

First stop Berlin via London.

V. Excited. (obvs)

Monday, May 3, 2010


Every single day i miss my train to Leederville from Perth train station because the people getting off the Mandurah/Clarkson trains insist on using all flights of stairs to come up from the train track platform like salmon.
If one tries to get through the salmon, you receive a look of "you are going the wrong way!!!!", not unlike the looks you get from civilians whilst in ikea and you dare to disobey the arrows on the ground.

may have to write a letter to city of perth/department of transports/department of planning and infostructure regarding setting up lanes at Perth Underground