Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Style? Publicity?

Do you need a stylist?
Do you require publicity?

If so email  to be turned into a chic famous babe. totes amaz.

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Hot mess trash.

Despite the fact that i dont even own a television, i am excited for a few tv programs that will be aired over the next couple of months.

1) Make it or Break it season 3 - bascialy 90210 (the original) in leotards. A-mazing

2) The season finale of Be Good Johnny Weir + season 2 - Obvs.

3) Kourtney and Khloe take Miami  - i wish i was a Kardashian.. Klaire Kardashian?

4) Keeping up with the Kardashians season 5 - see above.

Does anyone know if there is going to be a season 3 of The Rachel Zoe project? I live for that show.

Friday, June 11, 2010

Please buy for me!!!

Do want. V much.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Miss You Alcoholism

Red wine bottle love
Now empty filled with remorse
Miss you binge drinking

Well well well...

Its not too often figure skaters are the subject of paparazzi. Love that its Johnny. Très Chic!

Thursday, June 3, 2010

OY my, Sasha Time...

Living for Sasha's expression when she has to tell the paparazzi who she is.

Totes needs to spend more time in LA being styled by Rachel Zoe and walking around drinking coffee. Obvs.

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

My life is hard.

So the other day, I went to my usual chain store "healthy" take away place, for my usual breakfast sandwhich.  I ordered a bacon and egg roll, which salad, but asked for it to not have egg.

Sandwhich artiste : If you dont have egg it wont be $1.95. We will charge you for a veggie roll + bacon
Moloko : why?
Sandwhich artiste: Becasue thats the rules. Do you want egg.
Moloko: Fine. Ill save the $2 and take the egg out myself.

Ridiculous. Also the person working was actually obese, which is think is poor advertising for a company whos main advertising campaigne is about being healthy.

My life is hard.

How to avoid a hangover.

Pre drinking.

. eat dinner
. take milk thistle tablet/s


. stick to one type of drink
. have water/soft drink at least once

Post Drinking.

. drink at least a letre of water
. take milk thistle tablet/s
. have hot shower
. have pre bed snack.