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Monday, December 26, 2011

Merry Christmas





I am on holidays until the 9th January.

Merry Christmas!!!

My gift to you is above.


Thursday, December 8, 2011

My Friends Are Funny

"Just because I wear Prada loafers doesn't mean I'm fancy"

- My favourite pazn.

Saturday, November 26, 2011

I take photos.


I take photos of myself.


Noms





Miss you 2007


Miss You



I take photos. Usually of myself.

Saturday, November 19, 2011

Tumble Tumble.

I have a Tumblr. Follow me or whatever.....

http://clairemoloko.tumblr.com/

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

S E ∆ P U N K


I collect dolphins

I dye my hair turquoise green

S E ∆ P U N K haiku yo. 

Sunday, November 13, 2011

Chairman Mao!



This made my Sunday. ♥

Saturday, November 12, 2011

Oh Mao!



I was skeptical about this program when I saw photos of the costume. I am in a big believer in not pants on the ladies, dresses only please!. However, I actually loved this program. Mao herself said she would be portraying a cute (her word was kawaii) Scheherazade, and she certainly was. Love her genie step sequence. Really want her to sport a Barbara Eden style pony tail, or something similar to her Princess Jasmine side pony. She looks sooo much better than last year. Love the smile after the botch axel. My new thinsperation.

Chairman Mao is back on the rise.

Friday, November 11, 2011

The best thing I have seen this week.



Last Saturday night, as the busiest man in rock and roll and I were enjoying post celebrations of his sister wedding back west, we watch this. November Rain. This is amazing for a myriad of reasons. First of all, it has Slash(!!) in all his glory. What a mega babe. Soloing out in the desert for about 6 minutes. It took me a while to realise that Slash's signature on social media sites isn't the world  " Iii| " with a weird drooling smiley to follow, but instead IT IS HIMSELF!!  Iii|; )'  Actual guitar hero, and twitter literate. 


This is also possibly the most fashionable film clip for the current 90's revival. The amazing mullet wedding dress, Axl dressed as the Scarlet Pimpernel, everything that Slash wears. The guy that jumps into the wedding cake. The corpse bride. The elbow gloved back up dancers. The extreme budget. The extreme production.


Good times. Thank you Rage.




*The fonts are messed up in this post because I copied Slash's siggy (ciggy) straight from the interwebs. He is probably better at this sort of stuff than me. Just sayin'.  

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Keeping Up With The Pomeranians.






zomgzzzzzzz ♥

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Looks I like for summer.

Summer is nearly here, time to pack away my tights, biker boots and blazers. Some looks I like for summmerrrrr....

Betsey Johnson

If you can pull them off, I do love a pretty pastel floral. I would be asking "Does this come in black?" (always)

Chanel

Short shorts a go-go!

Alexander McQueen

Belted tiny waists and below the knee skirts. I like it best if its a calf length skirt, with a ballet flat. 

Other things I'm liking are

♥ Strappy backs
♥ Head scarfs (not just for fashion, good for protecting hair!)
♥ Parasoles (skin damage isn't chic)
♥ Tortoise shell sunglasses
♥ High waisted everything
♥ Little white dresses (preferably with sleeves)
♥ Pops of colour (better than colour blocking)


Miss You Michelle Kwan



With the new skating season finally underway and my growing dissatisfaction with the International Judging System (CoP),  I get my annual longing for days of old, and the twinge in my heart thats says, miss you Michelle Kwan.



This was the first program of hers I ever saw. 12 year old Moloko insisted that The Mama made my upcoming competition dress to look JUST LIKE THAT. I was devastated when we had to use sequins instead of rhinestones.


When she wasn't wearing Vera Wang, she was Sassy Kwan!



She commanded the audience to rise, and they did


I need this book!



Amazing <3

Miss you Michelle Kwan and your 6.0 ♥

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

I want to be Donna Martin.


Despite how much I actually look like Brenda Walsh, Donna was always my favourite 90210 gal from back in the day. I wanted to be her sooooo bad. Those white shorts and crop top combo cannot be beaten. Might start dressing like Donna Martin every day.

Donna Martin Beach






Donna Martin 1







Donna Martin Sunflower








Donna Martin FLoral

Summer wardrobe sorted. 


Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Oh wow....



I love Ksenia. What a babe.

Monday, October 24, 2011

Johnny Weir + M.A.C = ♥




My boyfriend Johnny Weir is the new face of M.A.C, with an aptly named line Glitter and Ice. Someone may have to be visiting the M.A.C counter on the 27th of this month to buy some sparkly goodness.

On another note, I probably shouldn't refer to Johnny Weir as my boyfriend any more, his finance may have something to say about it.

Congratulations bebe ♥ 


Sunday, October 23, 2011

Pretty In Pink



Alissa Czisny started this years season off in spectacular form today at Skate America. Love the dress. Love the program.

Love everything.

Sunday, October 9, 2011

Sunny Sundae


Its been one of those weekends spent relaxing in my loft.

♥ 

At least you can count on some things...






No matter what, you can rely on the weather in Kuala Lumpur to be hot and thunderstorms.

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Miss You Home and Away

What did you do on the weekend? If you are anything like me, you spent a great deal of time watching Home and Away on YouTube. I went through dramas and celebrations, stalkers, rapists, eating disorders, break ups, hook ups and being slightly in love with Beau Brady again.

                                                                       Shane and Angel

The soap couple. I loved pretty much most of them.

 Biggest crush on Beau Brady. I LOVED him when I was 16. I saw some thing on Today Tonight were he balanced a spoon on his nose. babin.


Danni arrived on the show a moody rock chick, before capturing Will's attention away from Gypsy for a season or so. It all ended though when Gypsy revealed she was pregnant with Wills baby. Dramaz.

Wish I was as sassy and Shannon. She wore the Summer Bay school uniform like no other.


Look at the amount of trouble Jesse and Selina are about to get into. From the wrong side of the tracks fo so.

Miss you teen angst. Miss you Home and Away ♥

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Please buy for me ♥


♥ A boater hat
♥ Millions of coat hangers
♥ Hello Kitty chopsticks
♥ Black summer dresses
♥ Ballet flats
♥ Love Coco perfume
♥ Lady Danger lipstick
♥ Glitter pens


Will love you forever y'all

Monday, September 12, 2011

Chairman Mao


Jazzまおぶちう by maodoku1000


I hope that is how Mao dresses off the ice. Adorable. This is the love.  ♥ ♥

Friday, September 9, 2011

Swagger Jagger (Jacker?) Friday!




Because Im sooooo nice, here is Cher LLoyds Swagger Jagger. Hot mess amazing. Love the big fat gypsy hair. Love that the phrase is actually swagger "jacker" not jagger.  Love that she ripped off Oh My Darling Clementine... very 80's.... 1880s. Bare good innit.


Get your game on! Get your game on!

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Arrrrt.






The quality of my work still astounds me. Perhaps I could get a gallery exhibition or similar?

Monday, September 5, 2011

Slash Diet





I am back on Slash/Cohen diet. I prefer to call it Slash diet, as the only time I have mantained it was for the infamous (not really- I passed out at 11pm) Slash Halloween constume from 2009... so Slash diet it is.... klsdjflsdkfjsdlj

Swapping delicious junk for small amounts of raw fruit/veges combines with tofu+noodles etc. It's going to be grim, but, its going to work. My progress can be followed here (clickity click)

Huzzah!!!!!!


Thursday, September 1, 2011

My friends and I are funny.

"A small cheeseburger meal is hardly McDonalds. It's practically a Subway salad!"

Miss you MK


While skating fans will disagree that there is any other MK other than The Kwan, they are wrong. Mary--Kate Olsen. Back in 2004 she was amazing. Along with Sonny Moore and and hair larger than my ego, MK was right up there. Right up there on the wall of the Hydey House, when a bunch of hardcore kids lived there. H to the K etc.

Style.


Miss her being with Stavros. Best couple.


My favourite hobo chic. Wish she dated my dreamboat lover Peter Doherty.


Genie hobo. Watch out Barbara Eden!


Star of New Your Minute. Cinema genius.


Miss you MK. You will always belong on that wall to me ♥

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

How to fly budget.... and not go crazy...

If you are like me, and like to save money, then you have probably been tempted to fly budget airlines before. They temp you in with their low fares and Friday Frenzy sales, then hit you in the face with cramped seating, expensive snacks and boxes of Krispy Kremes taking over the over head luggage department... Still its cheap, and with a little consideration, does not have to be all bad.

Snacks: Unless you are flying a long haul, chances are you don't need to eat on the plane (or at the airport for that matter) anyway. People tend to eat while flying to combat boredom, however it is really bad for your wallet, and waist line. Most of the snacks on planes are high salt, which, if you are anything like me, is not going to help with the puffiness that comes along from being in the air. If you really do need to snack, take something with you, and just buy a big bottle of water once you go through security. Water is essential.

Alcohol: I have never understood the getting "smashed on a plane" thing. Again, I guess its combats boredom, but for me, I can't think of anything worse than drinking an over priced house wine, whilst being confined to a small space followed up by the inevitable mid flying/landing hangover. Most people that fly and get drunk become unattractive also. Its really not a good look. If you are going to get drunkard on a flight, don't fly budget. The amount of cash you are going to spend on Bundy & Coke cans will more than surpass the difference in flying a proper airline.

Getting on the plane: Paying for speedy boarding is a waste of money. As long as you are at the gate at the time you are supposed to, you will get on the plane. I do enjoy watching everyone RUN across the tarmac, as if rushing towards the plane will get you a better seat. You're seat is designated. Stop running fool! Get to the airport on time, and go straight from security to water bottle purchase to gate and wait. I have witnessed many a budget flight take off without half its customers, so be on time. Actually be early.

Luggage: Make the most of your carry on. If its just a short trip, I wouldn't even bother with big luggage. My flight to Perth last week was one of the easiest things I ever did, one small case to put in the over head lockers, and my hand bag. Remember, you can take 10kg on the plane, so better to put all your weighty items in there, instead of having to pay excess luggage if your checked case goes over. Don't be a douche though. It is pretty obvious what a carry on bag is, so don't try to take a full sized case on the plane. I don't get why people don't make use of being able to put smaller bags under the seat ahead. Much more convenient to have your "entertainment" bag in a position that is easy to reach, and not have to annoying everyone else around you when you want to get your laptop/ipod/speakers/magazine etc.

Clothes: If you are struggling to have your case meet the weight requirements, wear all your heaviest things. I did a flight from Berlin to Rome wearing 2 coats, boots, 2 jumpers, a pair of pants and a skirt. Yes, I was uncomfortable, but I didn't have to pay extra baggage. However, if you are traveling lightly (as i prefer to do these days) wear something cute but comfy. No point looking like a slob, but, its not really the occasion for restrictive short dresses either.

Dealing with Idiots: Working at the airport, and being a frequent flyer has taught me a few things. Mostly, people are idiots at airports. They really are. Normal civilians become jerks once they go through those security gates. Like those people that stand up as soon as the plane stops, then have to remain standing whinging for the next 7 minutes whilst the stairs are attached to the door way. Stay seated! Or owners of children who turn a blind eye to their brats kicking the back of the seat. These sorts will be everywhere, Krispy Kreme munching impatient parents (Sharlynion-Jayddeeé anyone) are all over budget flights. Just ignore them. Listen to your tunes and relax.

Monday, August 15, 2011

Miss You Nicole Richie


Whilst I'm v happy for Nicole Richie to have her life in order, a family and a fashion line etc, I kind of miss back when she gave a big fuck you to everyone who called her chubby, when she lost seemingly half her body weight, and hired Rachel Zoe to look like the style icon of the decade.


Mob Nonna




Blakkkkk


Nice shoes
(who is her friend... should have hired Zoe also)


What a babe.

Miss you Nicole Richie