Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Happy Birthday Bobby!!

Today is a great day. Today is the day of birth of my saviour, prophet of all that is jingle jangle and the star of electricity, Bob Dylan.

Happy 70th birthday bebe ♥ 

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Words with friends.

Thats how I roll.

Words with friends is very strange when deciding what words can and cant be used. For example....

Can be used  ♥ wank, shit, dis, noir, jo, tor, od, totes, oy, cant, lez, em, homo, kike...

Can't be used ♥ jew, shant, ja, rabbit, bitchy, blanc, trix, fuck, dont, obvs, doh...

I could go on, but you see my point. So random. I find it interesting you can't use jew, but you can use kike. How awful!

 I'm glad totes is allowed to be used. Totes. Obvs.

Sunday, May 15, 2011

The Only Way Is Essex

With the weather being cold, and being partially injured due to falling like a motherbitch on the ice, I have been tucked away in the warmth, lurking around for new trash to amuse me. Enter, The Only Way Is Essex.

It is a "reality" show, however, there is a disclaimer at the beginning about some of the scenes being set up for entertainment purposes. Basically, it makes the Kardashian/Jenner family look reeeaaalllly natural. Hmm.

So many duckfaces!!!

Monday, May 9, 2011

Brrrr..... It's cold!

The temperatures on the east coast have dropped, and this little Perth girl is starting to feel the cold. Not that I don't like that cold. I live in an ice rink, and I enjoyed to sub zero temperatures of Europe last year, however, I cannot deny that I am cold. IN MAY! Normally around this time I'm considering the purchase of a light weight cardigan (I'm indie yo) .. but oh well... the cold will not defeat me!

♥ Ice Skating. This seems ridiculous, but skating makes you warm. And its super fun.
♥ Mittens, scarves, hoodies, slippers. All warmed up from the tumble dryer.
♥ Hot water bottle. I cannot wait for the day my Babushka hot water bottle arrives from home. 
♥ Toasted sandwiches and home made soup. Nom nom nom.
♥ Alcohol... preferably mulled wine. However, and booze will do.
♥ Staying in bed watching your favourite trash. Fun fun. 

I wish that Melbourne got cold enough for ponds to freeze over. I would be able to save $17 a day then!!

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Advice from Aunty Moloko

Hello funny face. 

♥ If you are going to appear on television, probs best to wear makeup. A bit of foundation, mascara and lip stick go along way. They at least get you over the line.

♥ If you are going to appear on television, maybs wear pants. Leggings are not pants. 

♥ Dont talk about gross ailments on Facebook. Go to your doctor.

♥ Dont leave dying your hair so long that you have inches of obvious blonde regrowth in photos. 

♥ "Walking to work trainers". I have discussed this before. So wrong. Ballet flats plz.

♥ There is no need to sit next to someone else on tram if there are other free seats. Weird.

♥ White ice skates are prettier than tan skates. Just look at the Finnish ladies!

♥ Jokes about Bin Laden stopped being funny yesterday. Its like the new Charlie Sheen thing. Ahg.

♥ If one is having a party, it is more attractive to invite ones friends via invitation in the post than Facebook/text message. Personal and shiz yo.

Monday, May 2, 2011

I am a bat.

I have become a bat. I would say vampire, however, I'm not one to jump on bandwagons, and I think there is too much talk about vampires on the internet these days, so bat it is. Current sleeping pattern is falling asleep at around sunrise, waking up around noon. This sleeping pattern does not please me, as it interrupts with my skating time, and I feel it leads to weight gain. Considering staying up all night to exhaust ones self, with the hope of flipping sleep pattern around. It is like Berlin all over again.  There is a bat that lives outside my loft window. I have called him Archibald. He is my bat kin.

Sunday, May 1, 2011

Oh Mao (part deux)

Mao Asada moved up to 6th place last night after the long programmes. It was kinda of a weird event where no one skated "amazing", with even Yuna Kim making technical errors. Princess Alissa came in fifth. Was Robbed.  Miki Ando won. I still dont know how I feel about this. The skating season is now over, which makes me sad. Will have to find something else to watch now. More Toddlers in Tiaras?