Sunday, September 30, 2012

∆∆∆ Spring Wi†ch ∆∆∆

Spring Wi†ch

While is most parts of the world, spring time equals wearing less, wearing colour and being outside in the warmth.

 Not in Melbourne.


Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Figure Skating Faux Pas

Figure skaters aren't renowned for their fashion sense or subtlety, but this is beyond horrific.

There are no words.

Monday, September 24, 2012

The Grim Dances Of Dance Moms

Whilst watching the season 3 finale of Dance Moms, where the famed Abbey Lee Dance Company win a "national title" with their dance The Last Text, I thought it would be fun to look at some of the other child appropriate themed dances the little girls of the show have performed before.

I think Mom Christie sums this number up the best "The girls start crawling around on the floor and punching themselves in the face".

I die for the reactions of the Moms watching their little stars act out child suicide.

Time for Joan Rivers favourite game... Starlet or Street Walker! Sorry Holly, when you sign your child up to be on reality TV, people will see her performing like a hooker.

God I love Dance Moms. Abby Miller can choreograph my life any day.

Sunday, September 23, 2012


It is highly likely that I spent far to much time (or not enough time) this weekend watching Summer Heights High.


Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Bob Dylan ft. Leo

I am totally loving Bob Dylan's new album Tempest. Especially the 13 minute 54 second ballad that shares the albums name. Tempest recounts the tragedy of the Titanic sinking. One can only imaging that Bob was watching the film whilst writing the song.....

 "Leo took his sketch book"

I can only assume that Bobby was trying to make the song last as long as the movie.. a feat he almost achieved.

Oh Bob, you jingle jangle genius.

Sunday, September 9, 2012

Looking like Brenda Walsh

So it turns out, Im not the only person that looks like Brenda Walsh...

Gina Riley, what a babe.